Toro! Toro! Matadormat

I’ve written extensively about my disdain for entitled women and how to avoid them. In fact, my latest book — Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper Cables^TM — advises men about having mutually satisfying sex with their girlfriends and wives, without giving them meals, vacations, cars, and jewelry in exchange.

Such counsel, however, doesn’t resonate with all men, as Meghan Barr’s recent article — “Who’s Your (Sugar) Daddy?” — reminded me. Among other gems, Barr relates the one of Cristine Gomez, 21, who “dated” an older man she met on wealthymen.com. During their three-month tryst, this feckless dude took care of Cristine’s rent, car payments, and college tuition. She viewed his outlays as a natural part of the “relationship” (she meant contract). How ironic that a man with economic power lacks the personal power to aim higher in life.

Despite the dire economic consequences, plenty of men — especially those weak in the confidence department — flaunt their wealth to lure women. This is legal prostitution. In such a transaction, the man has as low an opinion of his acquired trophy as he does of himself — a perfect match. For every hand, there is a glove. So, it is fitting that, for every man’s handful of cash, there is at least one corresponding money-grubbing female glove. Taking the path of least resistance, golddiggers seek the easiest source of gold. And, why not? Men who register on golddigging Websites make it embarrassingly easy for them.

It dawned on me, while formulating this article, that a wealth-flaunting man resembles a matador, besplendored in macho attire, proudly flashing his assets, daring to put himself at risk. A matador — literally a killer — has his picador and banderilleros, helpers who wear down the bull by thrusting banderillas into its hide. So, when the matador enters the ring, the bull is already weary, half-defeated. All he need do is run the bull ragged, luring it back and forth across the ring with his red cape, until he can jam his sword between its shoulder blades and into its heart. In the blood-soaked soil of this rigged contest, the matador stands victorious before the cheering crowd.

The munificent matador of mesdames won’t be as sanguine about his plight. Any man who taunts a woman to take his capital, by waving it in her face, ultimately finds her walking all over him. In essence, he becomes her doormat. Accordingly, I’ve coined a new term — matadormat — by combining matador and doormat. Unlike the bull matador, the matadormat doesn’t have helpers with spears. He doesn’t face a weary adversary, and he cannot win.

To the contrary, Ms. Golddigger is energetic and poised for victory. She has the helper, Senor El Toro, Esquire, and she will be victorious. Her arena is not in Malaga, Spain; it’s across town in family court. Yes, Ms. Golddigger will ride into the ring atop the bull to skewer the defenseless matadormat. Think alimony. Think palimony. Think blackmail. Just think, for crying out loud!

Steven D. Levitt, famed University of Chicago economist and coauthor of Freakonomics, states that incentives, positive and negative, are what drive all our behavior, and that there are three kinds: moral, social, and economic. This is why, I believe, that women have children out of wedlock. Hollywood influence has caused negative moral and social incentives to wane. And, there is a huge economic incentive — child support, which can be quite lucrative. Golddiggers exist for the same reasons. So, why will matadormats sacrifice their money and dignity for women? They use money to compensate for their inabilities to communicate and fornicate. Insecurity comes at a big price, and many guys seem willing to pay that price. How very sad.

NoNonsense Bottom Line

If you have a preference for deference, it’s quite easy to lure a golddigger. Wave your wealth in her face, and then waive your rights to half your income. Be prepared for the skewering of your dignity, for this is a rigged contest. If, however, you prize your wealth and dignity, and find catering to golddiggers emasculating, improve your communication and fornication skills. Ole!

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Marc H. Rudov is an internationally recognized author of 30+ articles and the books Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper Cables^TM (ISBN 9780974501727), and The Man’s No-Nonsense Guide to Women: How to Succeed in Romance on Planet Earth^TM (ISBN 0974501719).

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Unless you haven’t heard by now, a girl named Sue called into The Tom Leykis Show last night from Ahwatukee, Arizona, to confess and BRAG about murdering the father of her child.

As I wrote in my article, “Why Women Hate Tom Leykis,” Sue began her bizarre tale by reminding all men that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. It turns out that, after a one-night stand, she got preggers and had a bastard child at the age of 19. Why not — doesn’t Hollywood teach that this is the cool thing to do?

Sue, a nurse, and the baby’s father both worked at the same hospital. The father refused to pay child support, so she had family court garnish his hospital wages. He didn’t like that, so he quit his job. Sue approached him privately for “under the table” money. He refused to pay her that, too. What else could she do but take his 9mm pistol and shoot him in the heart (she bragged about knowing exactly where in the heart to shoot because of her nursing background).

When the police arrived, Sue, while blubbering for effect, gave them the standard VAWA-speak: “He was beating and threatening me. He was drunk. He shot himself.” Of course, the police AUTOMATICALLY believed her. Why? She’s a woman. (Read “Will She Call 911 on You?”) That’s right: No hearing; no trial. VAWA rules! Had the situation been reversed, and the police arrived to see a living man and dead woman, do you think the investigating officer would have believed a male’s version of this story? Don’t bust a gut laughing.

Sue, the hubristic, moronic man-hater, decided to confess, on international radio, to killing a man. She didn’t realize that, when calling an 800 number, her caller ID is revealed — even if unlisted. When Leykis, incredulous as we all were, reminded her about the consequences of her public confession, Sue waxed indifference, feeling untouchable, saying that the body had been cremated and that she was using her friend’s phone.

Tom Leykis, who was doing his show as a live listener event in “Porkland,” Oregon (his nickname for the city of fat women), immediately had his sidekicks contact the Phoenix media and the Ahwatukee police. Then, the throng of Leykis men began chanting, “Fry that b-tch. Fry that b-tch.” This is an adaptation of Tom’s oft-repeated chant, “Dump that b-tch,” which he uses when admonishing men for hanging onto incompatible, abusive women.

Shortly after the confession, one female caller expressed happiness that a man died over child support. Wow! Another was scared for her 14-year-old athlete son, who could become prey for cheerleaders. Said she: “Women are mean. I know; I am one! Tell all your guys to be careful.” Then, Tom announced on the air that he would pay $5K in cash to anyone who helps lead to Sue’s capture and conviction. It was the most-amazing segment of radio I had ever heard.

I urge you to be careful with women. Because they have most of the civil rights, thanks to VAWA, they can be dangerous. While “pumping and dumping” them may seem appealing and expeditious, it can backfire. Police will always presume men guilty and women innocent. Sue’s story, once again, proves it. It also proves, as I wrote in “Playing Abortion Chess,” that women care more about child support than abortion — even to the point of killing for it.

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PS: In the first hour of his broadcast on Monday, November 6, 2006, Tom Leykis replayed most of Sue’s call and discussed it afterwards with callers. CLICK to hear the highlights >>> Windows Media Player | Everything Else.

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About the Author

Marc H. Rudov is an internationally recognized author of 30+ articles and the book, The Man’s No-Nonsense Guide to Women: How to Succeed in Romance on Planet Earth^TM (ISBN 0974501719).

Rudov’s book, articles, blog, and podcasts are available at http://www.TheNoNonsenseMan.com/.

Copyright © 2006 by Marc H. Rudov. All rights reserved.