Remember how many times you’ve heard, during your lifetime, how men are unfaithful bastards? Too many to count?

Well, here’s a touching story about a woman who had flings with her rockclimbing coach and a married man she met on a flight to China. Her husband divorced her, and she walked away with $43M in total assets, or 27% of the estate. She wanted half!

Here’s what the fair-minded judge had to say: “The parties’ marriage has been undeniably marred by the defendant’s infidelity,” Superior Court Judge Howard Owens stated in his verdict. “Although her sexual relationship was not the sole cause of the breakdown, it did effectively terminate the marriage.” Brilliant!

Before you propose marriage, make sure you protect your ass(ets).